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Jim dreamt of a world where, one day, all office plants would be released back into the wild...
"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"
'Do you have any new drugs that'll perk up my office plants?'
"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."
'When they say you should plant a tree to make up for the paper you use, they didn't mean in the office!'
"I find watering the plants in the middle of a conversation helps me keep my mind of what you're saying."
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"Erwin's love for computer software is only matched by his love for nature."
"Ms. Melton here is in charge of our company's greenspace."
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"He treated associates like he treated his plants."
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Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.
'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'
'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'
'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'
'Ellen didn't complain when we cut lunch to 15 minutes. She just replaced her office plants with lettuce.'
"Shape up by Friday or your out."
'It's a jungle out there, Ms. Hobbs. Must we make it one in here, too?'
'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'
'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'
'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'
'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
'Mr. Rich, I wanted to talk to you about moving into a management position.'
'No, this doesn't make up for canceling my vacation!'
Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.