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'The next time you decide to send a Valentine's email...don't press 'send all' by mistake.'
'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'
"Is this business or pleasure?"
"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
Tags:pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, p.a., secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, singer, singers, seduction, seductions, office romance, office romances, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, boss, bosses, desk, desks, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, unprofessional, annoying habit, irritating habit
"O.K., show's over, back to work."
Tags:distraction, distractions, distracting, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, voyeur, voyeuristic, voyeurism, copulate, copulates, copulating, copulation, nosy, nosiness, bedroom, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, bed, beds, stare, stares, staring, office romance, office romances, affair, affairs
"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, soulmate, soulmates, love, affair, affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, workplace romance, office romance, workplace romances, office romances, excuse, excuses, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, splitting, split, separation, separating, divorce, divorcing, accounting, businessman, businessmen, office, office life, mistake, mistakes
"How about instead of another stupid Monday lunch we go to my place, crank up Terry Gross, and play Twister naked?"
Tags:office romance, office romances, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, line, lines, monday lunch, love life, love-life, date, dates, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, proposition, propositioning, sexual harassment, inappropriate, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games, inappropriateness
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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"Well, enough of the coy sexual byplay Bobby. I've got to dive back into the data stream."
Tags:coffee bar, coffee bars, lunchbreak, lunch break, lunch breaks, sexual byplay, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, office romance, office romances, workplace romance, workplace romances, data stream, date, dates, office flirtation, workplace flirtation, it tech, computer tech, data analyst, data analysts, data clerk, data clerks
"Can you identify the desperate woman who sexually assaulted you at your company's Christmas party?"
"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."
"Oh, excuse me. I had no idea the meeting was going so well."
"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
Tags:affair, affairs, office romance, office romances, workaholic, workaholics, addict, addicts, addicted, time management, time management skill, time management skills, sordid affair, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating, practical, practicality, impractical, impracticality, workplace, workplaces, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, sneak around, sneaks around, sneaking around
'Are you doing anything Sunday night?. . . Well get a good night's sleep so you get to work on time on Monday.'
Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.
'Keep the windows closed. We don't like to encourage office romances.'
Johnnie Ponderous - Part Two
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'People are beginning to talk. I told you the love seat was a bad idea.'
"Wanna do lunch?"
Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.
"If there's one thing this business has taught me...it's the vital importance of dotting the 'i's' and crossing the 't's' to make sure you're protected against ALL contingencies!"
"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"
"Next year No mistletoe!"
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"We went out once. He's a real domain name-dropper."
See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.