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'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'
'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'
Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?
Personalized coffe mugs, Yomp, Inc: (name) GET BACK TO WORK!
'Company rules, 1.The boss is always right. 2. If the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.'
"Ahem. No texting PLZ."
Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.
'Forget the dress code. Have you heard about the new breath code?'
'Call 911. Tell them we've got... well, in tech terms, I suppose it's called a cascading failure.'
Please - no one wants to breathe in your secondhand bubbles.
'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'
No Binge Watching
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"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"
"You're not being singled out, Bowzer. This is to remind all employees about sexual harassment."
'Fired - for gross incompetence. I totally get the gross part, but incompetent?!'
"Just a friendly reminder - looking at pictures of loved ones is limited to three minutes per day."
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'Gentlemen, about playing touch football during the noon hour...'
It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...
'Rule 1. If you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.'
No helmets allowed on the premisis.
'You know the office rules, Mrs. Crenshaw...no bling-bling!'
Absolutely No Explicit Licking of Stamps on these Premises.
'You know the rules. No smoking in the office!'
'This is a no rise office.'
"I don't object to employees dating... but I do object to employee theft!"