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I don't know there's something about the guy in the middle, he just doesn't look right
They laid off half the staff and installed a mirror, hoping no one would notice.
'You're the new cleaner, aren't you?.'
You can discriminate against some of your employees some of the time, all of your employees some of the time, some of your employees all of the time, or I suppose you could study this.'
'I can't be fired - I'm the only one who knows all the company's computer passwords.'
"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"
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Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.
"The office staff hired him to try to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."
"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."
"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."
'It's just your usual office Christmas party - standing around...same faces...hoping someone gets tipsy.'
'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people.'
'Remember, if you speak to anyone I work with, try to pretend that I like my job.'
'When will he be able to go back and start terrorizing his office staff again?'
'I'm not one to criticize. I have people for that.'
'I won't have bullying amongst my staff.'
'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'
'What can we do? He's on his lunch break.'
Manager and Staff Doors.
'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'
I'd like to explain my ideas for economy with the company.
'computer says no.....el!'
"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."