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'Did someone call for a shredder?'
My Holdings So Far
"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."
'Apparently ALL office equipment must be tested by a qualified electrician EVERY year!'
"No, I'm not stealing the company 3-D printer. This is a copy I made of the 3-D printer that I'm taking home."
The Gatehouse newspaper chain has ended free coffee for the newsrooms due to budget cuts.
"I control costs by imposing a five percent salary reduction on every employee who walks away with my pen."
"The murder weapon was a hole punch. We're looking for someone from accounting."
'Our printer cartridge cost are through the rood. Have someone in IT wirelessly connect all of our printers to a mimeograph machine.'
'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'
Me likey blank yellow sticky.
'Do you think that's actually work he takes home? Or office supplies?'
"I like your new letterhead!"
'I'm just the CEO. He has the key to the supply closet.'
"Sorry, I can't take any work home. My briefcase if full of office supplies for my kids."
'So far, so good - I've balanced our office supply budget!'
'Sad enough you need to steal office supplies. Keep the copier paper if you like but I want my secretary back!'
"Keep your eyes peeled Jenkins - another photocopiers gone missing."
'Maybe you just miscounted your paperclips.'
'Hey! Is that one of our pens?!'
'...it's a robots staple diet.'
'I hear you got caught stealing company stationery. I hope they weren't too hard on you.'
'Office Products: Sales are Up'
"I was considering early retirement, too, but I really need the paper clips."