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'That Copier is Out of Order!'
To avoid wasteful faxes, Jim required all employees to fill out Fax Request Forms...
Copier is hypnotizing office worker.
'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'
Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force
'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'
Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.
'This first coupon is worth $5.00 The other one expired in 1987.'
'Every year, for about two weeks, they do this. Then they settle down and become very reliable fax machines. Go figure!'
'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'
'It's smart...that's why it's called a facts machine!'
Odd Moments in Computer History: Fred came up with a creative solution when he ran out of continuous forms.
'The only reason we're fighting the merger is we don't want to change the stationary.'
Ultra High Density Disks weighing 50 pounds.
Talking copier: 'You pressed the wrong button. Wake up.'
Technological advances can help to ensure more effective office communication.
Talking Copier: 'You pushed the wrong button muttonhead.'
'We gave your chair to another employee, Larson, because you spent so little time in it.'
Photocopying a chippendale calender - "She's running our of muscle toner."
"Wait a sec. Just getting some duck tape."