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"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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'That Copier is Out of Order!'
'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'
Theory A Day Calendar.
"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."
Sorry Your Paper Is Not Important Enough To Copy.
"OK, I admit it. Content marketing for a company that makes staples is a lot harder than I thought."
'What did you take away from this meeting?'
"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."
"No, we're all out of typewriter ribbon...THIRTY YEARS AGO!!"
Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'
Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force
Medieval Office Supplies
"I'm going to need a larger waste basket, Al, Marge and I want to start a family."
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'Organized crime rakes in billions every year. We're lucky if we can even show a small profit!' 'You have to consider that organized crime doesn't spend very much on office supplies!'
Office Supply - Man leaves with golf clubs.
"I'm thinking Pearly Cubicles!"
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'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'
'Give it to me. . . I'll copy it for you. . . I'll put it in the bottom of our stack so it doesn't get mixed up with yours.'
"The murder weapon was a hole punch. We're looking for someone from accounting."
'Severe case of lead poisoning!'
'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'
"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."
'Where's that scotch tape?! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy junk drawer.'
"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"