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'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
Working at a brewery.
'Thank you, Crawford, for that stirring presentation on our third-quarter losses.'
'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'
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'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was.'
'I've found that once you've learned to fake honesty, you've got it made.'
Building on the popularity of casual Fridays, many companies have instituted bad hair Monday.
'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'
'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.
'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'
"He's a manager who starts our tough but softens later...you know the drill."
'The meeting was going great till my powertie started emitting greenhouse gases.'
The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.
Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.
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Dan had some concerns about the new secretary.
'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!
'Beegley, sometimes I get the feeling that you don't like your crummy job.'
'I'm sorry, but I don't talk about anything other than football.'
'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'
'Hey! I said 'You've got mail!'.'
'No, and that's final... but you'd better go ask the boss.'
'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'