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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.
'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'
"He has some ﬁnal words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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'The monitors all show that you're dead... but to be sure, we'll need to run some more tests.'
"Unofficially I can tell you that the information that you want to know is SECRET...but if you give me a few months to talk to the rght people and grease a few palms then I think I'll be able to get official..."
'This is strictly off the record...'
"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."
A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...
'Take this mission statement back to the committee and tell them to rework it. I'd like it to mention education.'
'When I offered the bribe, Your Honor, I was just being polite.'
'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'
'I hope you're happy now, Mr. Arar. That public apology was a real torture.'
'I'll tell you what type of leader I am when I find who my followers are.
No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.
Finish line extended 20 miles.
"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."
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The Death Penalty Box
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Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'
"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"
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"And now, a word from our official spooksperson."
"A high-five isn't binding, sir. You still have to sign a loan agreement."