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"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.
"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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'No, this is the department for Obbfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...'
'When I offered the bribe, Your Honor, I was just being polite.'
If your senator had clout, this would be a $50,000,000 construction project, instead of a $5,000,000 one!
Lady sees sign: 'Federal Department of One Law for the Rich, One Law for the Poor'
'I'll tell you what type of leader I am when I find who my followers are.
A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.
Finish line extended 20 miles.
"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."
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The Death Penalty Box
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Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'
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At the Police Academy's annual Passing out parade.
'No I won't kiss it better!'
'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'
'I knew this would happen. The scorekeeper and time-clock official have been throwing elbows and talking trash the entire game.'
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The Crowbar of Damocles
"An elected official is anyone who knows how to spend my money faster than I do."
The bureau of tough-as-nails ladies in knit sweaters who have seen and heard it ALL, and had YOU pegged from a mile off.
Restaurant chef arrested by the Department of Health.
'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'
'Well, there's nothing in the rulebook about them.'