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'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'
'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'
'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
Tags:businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers
Tags:godzilla, godzillas, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, motherhood, hassle, hassles, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, nagger, naggers, care, cares, caring, cared, carer, carers, son, sons, offspring, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, monster, monsters, dinosaurs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
Tags:sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, intellectual, intellectuals, intellect, couch, couches, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, bonding time, bond, bonds, kid, kids, offspring, sports equipment, shared interest, shared interests, jock, jocks, divide, division, divisions, family division, family divisions, bookworm, bookworms
A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.
Tags:shark, sharks, shark fin, shark fins, scare, scares, scaring, pool, pools, dive, dives, diving board, diving board, pool toy, pool toys, toy, toys, jump, jumps, jumping, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, parent, parents, offspring, child, children, immature, maturity, diver, divers, juvenile
"Mom? Are you awake?"
"Mommy you're perfect!"
Tags:mom, moms, mommy, mommies, mummy, mummies, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, family life, family-life, kid, kids, offspring, perspective, perspectives, perfection, childhood, mothers day, mothers' day, selfless, selflessness, childraising, child raising, child rearing, child-rearing
"I love you, too, but with my high cholesterol and your high triglycerides we could never have children."
"Why do you always have to be so paternalistic?"
Tags:paternalist, paternalists, paternalistic, paternalism, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenting, dad, dads, paternity, son, sons, condescend, condescends, condescending, condescension, child, children, authority, parental authority, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious phase, rebellious phases, accusation, accusations, accusing, accusatory, defy, defies, defiance, defiant, child, offspring, challenge, challenges, challenging
"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"
'It's a venture capitalist.'
'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'
Tags:car insurance, car insurances, insurance policy, insurance policies, car accident, car accidents, family planning, accidental pregnancy, accidental pregnancies, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, unexpected pregnancy, unexpected pregnancies, family life, offspring, family-life, kid, kids, auto insurance
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
Tags:snow, snowing, snows, snowy, cold, ice, froze, freeze, freezing, frozen, freezes, penguin, penguins, egg, eggs, baby, babies, child, offspring, keeping warm, asset, assets, bird, birds, antarctica, antarctic, nest, nests, nesting, nested, penguin colony, penguin colonies, nest egg, nest eggs, investment, investments
"Nothing personal, Dad, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask too many questions about my boys' club."
Tags:boys club, boys clubs, neo-nazi, neo-nazis, club, clubs, group, groups, grouping, ignore, ignores, ignoring, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, child, boy, boys, offspring, parent, parents, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, question, questions, questioning, dad, dads, father, fathers, ask, asks, asking, banal, banality
'How many kids do you actually have?'
"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, inherit, inherits, inheritance, windfall, windfalls, make money, makes money, making money, financial windfall, financial windfalls, come into money, coming into money, family money, meal ticket, meal tickets, kid, kids, hollywood, hollywood parent, hollywood parents, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dad, child, children, kid, kids, offspring, upper class, upper classes
"If I could pick just one keepsake, I think it would be the mutual funds."
Tags:mutual fund, mutual funds, keepsake, keepsakes, memento, mementos, tchotchke, tchotchkes, sick, sickness, ill, illness, greed, greedy, greediness, stock, stocks, stockholder, stockholders, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, deathbed, deathbeds, remember, remembers, memory, memories, offspring, selfish, selfishness, memorial, memorials, in memorium, reminder, reminders, money motivated, greed motivated
Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby
'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'
"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."
Tags:mother, mothers, parent, parents, report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, grading, distance, distancing, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, child, son, sons, offspring, pride, parent, parents, parenting, parental pride, divorce, divorces, expectation, expectations, high expectations
Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
Tags:bumpersticker, bumperstickers, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, partner, partners, law office, law offices, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, financial success, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, parent, parents, proud parent, proud parents, student of the month, scholar, scholars, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock broker, stock brokers, success, successful, boast, boasts, boasting, offspring
Children of Celebrity Canines
Tags:dog, dogs, famous dog, famous dogs, celebrity, celebrities, offspring, child, children, children of celebrities, privilege, life of privilege, lives of privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, daughter, daughters, son, sons, famous for being famous, upper class, lifestyle, lifestyles, wealth, wealthy, born on third base
'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'