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"Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?"
Tags:boss, bosses, horrible boss, horrible bosses, manager, managers, ogre, ogres, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, nemesis, nemeses, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, pass, passes, pass away, passing away, die, dies, dying, enemy, enemies, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, corporate ladder, resent, resents, resentment, corporate culture
"Bad news-the cost of shoes is going back up."
Tags:housing market, market, markets, price, prices, real estate, property, property ladder, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, giant, giants, ogre, ogres, shoe, shoes, perspective, putting it in perspective, put it in perspective, cost, costs, raising costs, rising costs, rising cost, strange, strange imagery, calming, calm, soothe, soothes, soothing, bad news, good news, recession, strange imagery, inferiority, feeling small
"I'm so very pleased you're all coming around to my point of view."
Tags:come around, comes around, coming around, point of view, points of view, pleased, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, monster, monsters, ogre, ogres, a real ogre
"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"
Tags:near-death experience, near-death experiences, suffer, suffers, suffering, boss, bosses, ogre, ogres, monster, monsters, negative, negativity, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, manager, managers, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporate management, corporate manager, corporate managers, die, dies, dying, chew out, chews out, chewing out, yell, yells, yelling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining
"Don't make me get ugly, Pendleton."
Tags:trapdoor, trapdoors, trap door, trap doors, executive, executives, fire, fires, firing, firings, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, cruel, cruelty, mean, evil, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporation, corporations, temper, tempers, bad temper, ogre, ogres, evil, horrible, vengeful, vengeance, wrath
'Honey, the long-run is here!'
Tags:economy, economics, finance, financial, finances, debt, sovereign debt, deficit, deficits, national debt, school, schools, education, welfare, taxes, tax, taxpayers, recession, depression, house, home, guest, guests, ogre, entitlements, money, budget cuts, spending cuts, pay up, paying up, deficit spending
"Good morning, children. My name is Miss Applegate. One false move and I'll kill you."
Tags:teacher, teachers, new teacher, new teachers, substitute, substitutes, substitution, substitutions, strict, strictness, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, class room, class rooms, ogre, ogres, hardass, hardasses, tough, tough lady, tough ladies, tough woman, tough women, false move, false moves
Last Exit Before Troll
"Dying from stress at work is an illegal industrial action! You're fired!"
Tags:stress, stressful, stressful job, stressful jobs, manager, managers, management, office manager, office managers, tyrant, tyrants, ogre, ogres, nightmare, nightmares, overworked, underpaid, die, dies, dying, fire, fires, firing, firings, firing culture, corporate culture, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"
"We need to get this new video game system! What do you think? Is it get-us-all-we-want, Papi or no-way-we're-spoiled, Papi?"
Tags:baldo, dad, dads, papi, papis, father, fathers, parent, parents, ask, asks, asking, ogre, bad mood, bad moods, mood, moods, moody, right time, ask a favor, asks a favor, asking a favor, spoiled, don't ask, kids, reading moods, favorable mood, favorable moods, unfavorable mood, unfavorable moods
'Your qualifications for a top management position are obvious.'
Spring is Sprung.
Fairy Tales Can Come True
'The ogress shent herself at her digamy.'
'How was your blind date?' 'She looked like Cameron Diaz.' 'Really?' 'As she appeared in Shrek 2.'
Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.
No, as a matter of fact he's lousy in bed, too.
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'Here kitty...here kitty...'
Beware of Og.
"My boss is a bit of an Ogre"
"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."
"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."
Tags:fairy tales, fairy tale, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, nursery rhyme, three billy goats gruff, story, children's story, literature, road, roads, bridge, bridges, investigate, investigator, infrastructure, maintenance, inspect, inspection, bureaucrat, bureaucracy, troll, trolls, government, governmental, regulate, regulation, regulations, fraud, criminal, ogre, ogres, criminals, crimes
"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"
"This loaf is hard as a rock! What the hell are you grinding to make your bread?!"