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'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'
"A flying car had a leak."
"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."
Chip wagon oil change.
'I recommend our platinum package. It makes them feel special.'
"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."
10-Minute Oil Change and 2-Hour Wait.
A Drive in Bank - Financial Statement: Assets, $50 Million; Liabilities, $10 Million; Oil Reserves, $5 Million; Tires Rotated & Lube; $50.
"Find the drain plug?"
'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'
'It should be changed every 3000 miles? Better change it three times, then.'
"Dad...face it...you need to buy a new car."
I'm announcing some changes.
'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'
'Couldn't your oil change have waited ?'