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'Well, let me see...Oh, that's just some minor skin irritation...'
Little Shop of Horrors
Tags:horror, horrors, gross, gross-out, grosses out, grossing out, ointment, ointments, false teeth, fear, fears, horror show, horror shows, salve, salves, nose hair, nose hairs, dentures, denture, earwax, bodily function, bodily functions, disgust, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, chemist, chemists, phobia, phobias, phobic, nauseating
'It appears your skin is inflamed. Use this ointment if it flares up again.'
"How many times have I got to tell you?...Stay out of that stuff!"
'I see you used to be in ointment.'
"I can give you some cream to put on it!" (Man has a strawberry growing out of his head).
'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'
"Uh oh...I was supposed to rub this on you back..."
Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'
"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."
Tags:baldo, home remedy, home remedies, folk medicine, folk medicines, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, herbal medicine, herbal medicines, food as medicine, foods as medicine, dip, dips, ointment, ointments, bug bite, bug bites, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, grandparent, grandparents, grandmothers
"What's that welt, Gracie?"
"Before we consider assisted suicide, I do feel we should at least five his ointment a few days first."
A frog finds a fly in his ointment.
'Thank you, Doctor, and I'll let you know if this helps grow hair on Timmy...'
'Don't blame yourself, sir; it was inevitable.'
'I decorated it myself, Daddy - with Pellitol ointment.'
'Have you anything to counteract a fat middle-aged, careworn exterior?'
'When I put the liniment on, that's when I really feel the burn.'
Rare Exceptions: The Straw that became a massage therapist dedicated to treating chronic back pain in camels...
Tags:straw, camel, camel's back, straw that broke the camel's back, elephant, living room, elephant in the living room, recovery, denial, fly, ointment, fly in the ointment, iceberg, tip, tip of the iceberg, adage, adages, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, exceptions that prove the rule
"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."
"No, a topical anesthetic isn't something you must discuss a lot."
Tags:topical anesthetic, anesthetics, anesthetic, anaesthetic, anaesthetics, anaesthesia, anesthesia, ointments, skin creams, prescriptions, pharmacists, pharmacies, ointment, compound, salve, cream, skin cream, prescription, pharmacy, chemist, chemists, medical, medicine, filling prescriptions, prescription medicines, prescription medication, skin irritation, skin condition, emollient topic, topic of conversation, topics of conversation, conversation topics, discuss, discussion