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Little Shop of Horrors
"How many times have I got to tell you?...Stay out of that stuff!"
"I can give you some cream to put on it!" (Man has a strawberry growing out of his head).
'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'
"Uh oh...I was supposed to rub this on you back..."
"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."
"What's that welt, Gracie?"
"Before we consider assisted suicide, I do feel we should at least five his ointment a few days first."
A frog finds a fly in his ointment.
'Thank you, Doctor, and I'll let you know if this helps grow hair on Timmy...'
'Don't blame yourself, sir; it was inevitable.'
'I decorated it myself, Daddy - with Pellitol ointment.'
'Have you anything to counteract a fat middle-aged, careworn exterior?'
'When I put the liniment on, that's when I really feel the burn.'
"No, a topical anesthetic isn't something you must discuss a lot."