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'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"He used to own a muscle car."
"So, how long have you been old?"
Tags:ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, old, oldness, old age, old-age, old-aged, ageism, ageist, generation gap, generation gaps, self-conscious, elderly, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior, seniors, small talk, small-talk, rude, rudeness, bad manners, rude manners, cocktail party, cocktail parties, socially awkward, social awkwardness
"It takes you back even if you've never been there!"
"The knees are the first thing to go."
"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
Tags:medical history, medical histories, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, street crime, street crimes, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun crime, gun crimes, distraction, distractions, bore, bores, bored, boring, boredom, escape plan, escape plans
The Angina Monologues
"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"
Tags:pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, old-age, oap, oaps, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, relationship, advice, mentor, mentors, life lesson, life lessons, life-lesson, life-lessons, fatherly advice, good advice, wisdom, wise words, father-son talk, youth, youthful regrets, teenage rebellion, teenage rebellions, regret, father-son relationship, father-son relationships
"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"
Tags:photo album, photo albums, family photo, family photos, memory, memories, childhood, childhoods, memory loss, memory-loss, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, pensioner, pensioners, childhood memory, childhood memories, dementia, alzheimer's disease, alzheimers, alzheimer's
"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"
"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
Tags:pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, senior, seniors, retirement, retirements, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, grownup, grown-up, grown up, kid, kids, child, children, maturity, alone time, married life, family-life, family life, failure to launch, living with your parents, cutting, apron strings, live at home, living at home, burden, burdens, grow old, grows old, growing old, adult child, adult children, fly the coop, flying the coop
"Ah, to be young again."
Tags:youngster, youngsters, pencil, pencils, old age, old aged, old-age, old-aged, ageing, ageing process, aging process, aging, scribble, scribbles, drawing, drawings, reminisce, reminiscing, reminiscent, reminisce, reminiscing, youthful, youthfulness, generation gap, age gap, age gaps, age-gap, age-gaps, generational gap
Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
Tags:one foot in the grave, erectile dysfunction, guitar, guitars, guitar shop, guitar shops, musician, musicians, guitarist, guitarists, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, thinning hair, hair loss, bald patch, erectile dysfunction, ageing process, aging process, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senor citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, denial, midlife crisis
"How's your old lady?"
"It's true. We do shrink as we get older."
"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"
Tags:birthday, happy birthday, happy birthdays, birthdays, old age, old-age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, gift, gifts, rose, roses, celebrations, celebration, congratulations, rose, roses, flower, flowers, restaurant, waiter, cake, birthday cake, candle, candles
"When I was young I worried about getting old. Now I worry about not being young enough in my old age."
"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
Tags:grandkid, grankids, grandchild, grandchildren, euthanizing, euthanasia, euthanized, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, grandmothers, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, assisted suicide, assisted suicides, population control, ageism, ageist, ageists
"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."
Tags:wrinkle, wrinkles, prescription, prescriptions, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, physician, physicians, checkup, checkups, physical, physicals, medical exam, medical exams, medical examination, medical examinations, iron, irons, ironing board, ironing boards, household chore, chore, chores, laundry, geriatrics, old age, old-age, geriatrician, geriatricians
New-age traveller and old-age traveller
'Could you look after my grandchildren, Dear? I've got to continue working.'