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'Just in the nick of time.'
"I had an unexpected glimpse of myself in a mirror today. I need a new briefcase."
"Look, honey, the glass slipper still fits."
Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'
"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'
Gordo found the cursed 'Freshman 15' was nothing but a myth. 'Can you believe I still fit in jeans I wore in high school?!'
'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'
When hunting you really should wear what you would normally throw away.
'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'
'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'
What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -
Any old clothes for the jumble sale?
Why won't women wear last year's clothes?
'Turn out your old clothes - some of them may have come back into fashion.'
'My dress is thirteen years old today!'
'I hate these braces!'
'There are so many kids in my family that I can only get 'hand-me-downs'...'
...it might be best if you work at home.
Clancy: Old Clothes