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"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
'You left your turn signal on.'
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"If you have to drive that slow, put on your emergency flashers to warn other drivers. Or better still, wear a hat."
'Hello, my name is Al and it's been 6 weeks since I last left my turn signal on for more than fifteen minutes.'
"You're telling me that robot truck thing is allowed to drive without a license and your grandfather isn't?"
'Anyone going slower than you you call an idiot... Anyone going faster than you you call a maniac!'
'I say, I'm most awfully sorry.'