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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
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"Wait. I never forget a face-Easter Island, 1722!"
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"This is Mozab. I've known him since the year one."
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". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."
"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."
Tags:proud parent, proud parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, old friend, old friends, parenthood, parenting, career, careers, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitious parents, ambitious parents, boast, boasts, boasting, boastful, boastfulness
"A coffee would be lovely."
Errol J. of Trumbull, Iowa, still has the same friends he had in high school
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"It sure feels good to get the gang together."
"I feel as if we've known them for years."
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Yin and Yang Hug
"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."
"Darth? Darth Vader?"
"How long has it been? Do you ever age?"
How Not to Remember Names
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"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."
"Hey, Dinwiddie twins! Remember me? Drusilla Settle from fourth-period geometry!"
"Here's to old friends who are hard to shake."
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"I'll see you the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is supposed to be cloudless."
"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."
"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."
"Mr. Total Recall"
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"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."
"Lenny! I thought I smelled a rat!"
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"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."
'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'