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"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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"Why would I want to do that?"
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
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Weight Loss Clinic with a very wide 'in' door and a very narrow 'out' door
'An Englishman, a Scotsman - now all we need is an Irishman to complete the joke.'
'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'
"So then Brutus says, 'Nije to bila dama, to je bila moja zena'!"
'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'
'So that's where he gets his jokes from!'
"Now we'll never know why he crossed the road."
"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."
Chicken: the one-man show
"Okay, now what?"
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"I hope the food is good. I had to cross the road to get here!"
Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.
"This is no time to ask 'WHY'?!! I'm on parole, baby!!!"
"Let's go have some fun."
'...How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?'
Why one chicken in particular crossed the road.
Joke Shop - Please Knock Knock.
"Gee, I never saw that coming."
'Huh. I seem to be drawing this one later every year.'