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"All in favor, say, 'ee-yi-ee-yi-oh'"
Old MacDonald had an Office
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"Mr. MacDonald, some of us would like to speak to you about the noise level on your farm."
"Old Martini Had A Farm"
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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'It's an EIEIO!'
Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.
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"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."
'...As you can see, our proposal is also fully buzzword-compliant.'
"A little peace and quiet."
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'All those in favor, signify by saying EIEIO!'
'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'
Farmer Tattoo - E.I.E.I.O.
Old MacDonald, President and CEIEIO.
"Mr Macdonald...we're issuing your farm with this Executive Injunctive Environmental Infringement Order."
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'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'
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"I started a new diet."
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Ol' McDonald's Pig Farm: (for sale) National Squeal Estate.
Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'
'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'
'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'
'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'
'If one more person says 'with an OINK-OINK HERE AND AN OINK-OINK THERE', I'm going to go bonkers!'
Old Macdonald's Farm Van making Chug Chug and other noises.