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Gen X in the Golden Years.
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'I'll take the number 7.'
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
'Well this is awkward.'
"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping
"Wherever you go, there you are."
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A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
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"Granted, we're living longer – on the other hand, we're out of it sooner."
Tags:life, living, long life, longevity, life expectancy, age, aging, old age, getting on, getting old, quality of life, low quality of life, old men, old man, grumpy old men, grumpy old man, bar, bars, pub, pubs, out of it, retirement, retire, retired, forced retirement, dementia, alzheimers, memory issues, losing it
"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."
"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
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Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
Tags:hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, salon, salons, barber, barbershop, barbershops, barbers, express, line, lines, queue, queues, express queue, express queues, chair, chairs, old man, hair loss, losing hair, shopping, shop, shops, shopped, shopper, shoppers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"By Jupiter, an angel! Or, if not, an earthly paragon!"
On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I ate some yogurt once. It was very good."
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Wisdom for dummies
"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."
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"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.