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Gen X in the Golden Years.
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'I'll take the number 7.'
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
'Well this is awkward.'
"Wherever you go, there you are."
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A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, service dog, service dogs, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, working animal, working animals, wolf, wolves, pack, packs, harness, harnesses, blind, blind man, blind men, disabled, disability, disabilities, hungry, attack, attacking, walking stick, walking sticks, walking, cane, canes, old man, old men, forest, snow, winter, listening, running, come running
Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping
"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
Tags:hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, salon, salons, barber, barbershop, barbershops, barbers, express, line, lines, queue, queues, express queue, express queues, chair, chairs, old man, hair loss, losing hair, shopping, shop, shops, shopped, shopper, shoppers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
Tags:cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the ass, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"By Jupiter, an angel! Or, if not, an earthly paragon!"
On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, nasty, mean
Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.
Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
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"Harry's mood stabilized in '78, and it hasn't budged since."
Tags:grump, grumps, grumpy, crank, cranks, cranky, out of sorts, mood, moods, moody, anger, angry, furious, grouch, grouches, grouchy, husband, husbands, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparent, grandparents, mood stabiliser, mood stabilisers, mood stabilizers, mood stabilizer, stable, stablization, stablisation, set in his ways, old man, old men, old guy, old guys, scowl, scowls, scowling
'I just realized something dear, every single thing you do drives me absolutely insane... oh well, probably too late to do anything about it now. Well, nighty night.'
"Another p**s and vinegar?"
Tags:bartender, bartenders, piss and vinegar, expression, expressions, aggressive, aggressiveness, aggressive energy, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly men, age, ageing, getting on, getting old, still got it, old curmudgeon, old curmudgeons, anger, angry, grump, grumps, grumpy, grouch, grouches, grouchy, alcohol, bar, pub
"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
Tags:merchant of venice, shakespeare, quote, quotes, quotation, if you prick me do i not bleed, old man, old men, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, youth, youthful, sex appeal, lost youth, misspent youth, jogger, joggers, healthy, healthiness, offend, offends, offense, offenses, offence, offences, hurtful, reminder, reminders, mortality, elder, elders, elderly
The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"