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Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, ageing, aging, debt, in debt, paper anniversary, first year of marriage, anniversary, anniversaries, gift, gifts, present, presents, national debt
"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, changing times, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, getting old, getting older, ageing, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly peoples, political correctness, setting concrete, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, solid, solidity, reliable, reliability, stability, stuck in the mud
"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog cart, hot dog truck, food truck, food trucks, food stand, food stands, food cart, food carts, street food, food vendor, food vendors, hot dog vendor, condiments, old age, old people, guru, gurus, hermit, hermits, fast food, toppings, extras, service industry, customer service
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
Tags:mint, mints, sweets, candy, chocolate, melting chocolate, senior, seniors, ageing, getting old, getting older, pensioner, pensioners, deterioration, deteriorating, out of date, best before, date, use by date, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."
Tags:married, marriage, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, old people, old age, aging, ageing, sports fans, fans, fan, sport, sports, baseball, baseball fans, baseball team, professional baseball, retired, retirement, new york, new york city, nyc, queens
"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, daytime tv, daytime television, tv, television, show, shows, prime time, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, elder, elders, elderly, ageing, aging, retired, retire, retirement, argue, argument, arguments, dispute, frustrated, distracting
Snapping a wishbone.
Tags:wishbone, wishbones, wish, wishes, making wishes, making a wish, wish come true, snapping a wishbone, cracking a wishbones, grandparent, grandparents, grandfather, grandfathers, grandad, grandads, grandpop, grandpops, grandson, grandsons, grandchild, getting old, getting older, ageing, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly people, young again, trade places, trading places take advantage, taking advantage, swapping places, role reversal
"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."
Tags:saints preserve us, god help us, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, plea, heavenly intervention, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, ageing, aging, retirement, retired, boulevardier, rich people, wealth, wealthy, rich, wealthy people, fashionable, socialite, socialites, men, man, woman, women, jaywalk, jaywalking, jaywalker, jaywalkers, ticket, traffic ticket, traffic law, traffic laws
"Nathan just realized that he's fast approaching he 47th anniversary of his bar mitzvah."
Tags:age, ageing, getting on, getting old, getting older, bar mitzvah, bnai mitzvah, b'nai mitzvah, coming of age, jewish celebration, jewish celebrations, coming of age ceremony, coming of age ceremonies, existential crisis, existential crises, anniversary, anniversary, bar mitzvahs, old person, old people
A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.
Tags:food, playing with food, grape, grapes, bored, boredom, spoon, spoons, catapult, catapults, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, creative, game, games, fun, self-entertainment, bad shot, bad aim, target practice, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
"We worked hard, damn hard- but we knew when to stop. We were not workaholic."
"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill
"First no mail delivery on Saturday, now this."
Tags:old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, complaining, complaint, complaints, mail delivery, post delivery, saturday, mail, post, bad day, bad days, no mail, no post, no delivery, no deliveries, no mail delivery, no post delivery
Tags:exercise, exercising, exercises, exercised, weights, lifting weights, weight lifting, strength training, old, older, aged, old man, old men, old person, old people, older person, older people, pensioner, pensioners, inspirational image, inspirational quotes, motivational quote, motivational quotes
How Grandma Sees the Remote
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, remote, remote control, remote controls, technology, technological device, newfangled, newfangled technology, newfangled technologies, luddite, luddites, confused, confusion, fear, fears, fearful, old people, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."
"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
Tags:military, general, generals, armed forces, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, old people, old, young, generations, generation, elder, elders, elderly, old age, age, ages, aging, ageing, rude, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
"Oh, my God. Old people."
Tags:old people, stigma, stigmatize, stigmatizing, stigmatise, stigmatises, stigmatising, elder, elders, elderly, generation gap, generation gaps, older generation, older generations, snob, snobs, snobby, ageist, ageism, agist, agism, clique, cliques, separate group, separate groups, office worker, office workers, office work, worker, workers, workforce, division, divisions, divide, divides
"I'll have someone from my generation get in touch with someone from your generation."
Tags:business, office life, workplace, workplaces, management, manager, managers, employee, employees, worker, workers, boss, bosses, meeting, meetings, executive, executives, out of touch, out-of-touch, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps, gap, gaps, divide, generational divide, different generations, generational differences, youth, old age, old people, old man, old men, young man, young men, younger, older, age, aging, ageing, get in touch
"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bedside manner, diagnosis, diagnoses, death, dead, deceased, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senior moment, senior moments