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'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'
"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
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Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
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Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."
"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Noah's Arc Gift Shop
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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
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"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.
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"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."
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"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
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Then on the Eighth Day
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'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
"First, I'd like to thank the Academy."
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"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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"Lose the cap."
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"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"
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