Old Woman Cartoons and Comics

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"So, THAT'S how our names got sewn into the lab coats."

"Where'd you buy that cool cane?"

"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I just realized something dear, every single thing you do drives me absolutely insane... oh well, probably too late to do anything about it now. Well, nighty night.'

"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."

The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.

Nostalgia

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

Eightysomething

Self Absorbed Christmas Tree

"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

Age is a matter of perspective.

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

"In my day Virginia was for people who were just friends."

"We don't talk about the age thing."

"Have you ever been young before?"

"Such a long trip."

"Do you know what I like about you, Rachel? You're old, like me."

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."