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"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."
Tags:urban development, develop, development, building, buildings, houses, house, construction, forest, forests, deforestation, tree, trees, cut down, destroy, destroyed, destruction, environment, nature, environmental destruction, housing development, housing developments, real estate, property, properties, suburbs, suburbans, suburbia, shoe, shoes, shoe house, shoe houses, old woman who live in a shoe, old woman, old women, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, literature
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
Tags:menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
'I just realized something dear, every single thing you do drives me absolutely insane... oh well, probably too late to do anything about it now. Well, nighty night.'
"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."
Tags:full moon, the full moon, full moons, werewolf, werewolves, were-wolf, were-wolves, were wolf, were wolves, changing, change, transform, transforming, transformation, transformations, changeling, changelings, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, turning into your mother, age, ageing, old women, old woman, elderly woman, elderly women, lucky, unsympathetic, luckiness, folklore, lycanthrope, shapeshift, shapeshifting, shapeshifter, shapeshifters, european folklore
The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.
Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."
"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
Tags:lineup, lineups, witness, witnesses, escalator, escalators, rage, rages, raging, lose control, losing control, lose temper, lose your temper, losing your temper, crowd, crowds, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping spree, shopping sprees, self-control, old lady, old woman, inconsiderate, disproportionate response, disproportionate responses, identify, identifies, identifying, police lineup, police lineups, cop, cops, christmas season, black friday
Age is a matter of perspective.
"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."
"In my day Virginia was for people who were just friends."
Tags:virginia, us states, state, states, state slogan, state slogans, virginia is for lovers, lover, lovers, just friends, friends, friendship, old age, old couple, old couples, old man, old men, old woman, old women, old people, old person, aging, age, in my day, back in the day, past, stuck in the past, nostalgia, nostalgic
"Such a long trip."
'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'
60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
'You can tell how old someone is by counting their rings.'
"Well, dear, we finally finished reading all the manuals to life. Shall we go out and do some living now?"
Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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"May I represent you across the street?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, represent, representing, representation, legal representation, legal representative.legal representative, old lady, old ladies, elderly lady, elderly ladies, old woman, old women, elderly women, elderly woman, little old lady, cross the street, crossing the street, cross the road, crossing the road, little old lady crossing the road, help, assist, vulnerable, vulnerability, vulnerable person, vulnerable people, take advantage, taking advantage, client, clients, malpractice, malpractices
"I know what you're going through, dear. I buried my husband last year -? but they found him in time."