Old Woman Cartoons and Comics

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I just realized something dear, every single thing you do drives me absolutely insane... oh well, probably too late to do anything about it now. Well, nighty night.'

"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."

The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.

Self Absorbed Christmas Tree

"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

Age is a matter of perspective.

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

"In my day Virginia was for people who were just friends."

"Such a long trip."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

'You can tell how old someone is by counting their rings.'

"Well, dear, we finally finished reading all the manuals to life. Shall we go out and do some living now?"

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Snowman's Dentures.

"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"

"May I represent you across the street?"

"I know what you're going through, dear. I buried my husband last year -? but they found him in time."