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Polishing Boot House with Shoe Polish.
'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'
'How many times must I tell you people who live in glass houses should not throw stones...'
'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'
'I can't believe the price at the pump.'
Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe's Washing Line.
"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."
Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.
'I've been a Sox fan for years.'
Boy tying shoelaces together.
"I should've know my ex was a lazy, no-good bum when I found out he lived in a loafer."
'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'
'Some days I curse that fertility treatment.'
"The HOA is bustin' my chops about my paint colors!"
'Sorry kids, we're downsizing to a flip-flop!'
'-and children-do you have any?'
'I hate going to grandma's. Her house smells funny.'
'Outside of athlete's foot, ingrown toenails,fallen arches and bunions, I've never felt better.'
'She went on the pill.'
'Once upon a time...long ago...before the pill...'
'If there's reincarnation, I hope he comes back as a panda!'
'The kids are all healthy except for having athletes' feet.'
I moved out when the kids flew the nest. These days it's full of students.
The Young Woman Who Lived in a Shoe.