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"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."
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"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."
"Dad has promised that of he becomes President, we'll get a dog."
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"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
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"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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'I just realized something dear, every single thing you do drives me absolutely insane... oh well, probably too late to do anything about it now. Well, nighty night.'
"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."
"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."
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The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
Age is a matter of perspective.
Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence
"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."
"In my day Virginia was for people who were just friends."
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"We don't talk about the age thing."
"Such a long trip."
"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."
'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
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Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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