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"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."
Tags:urban development, develop, development, building, buildings, houses, house, construction, forest, forests, deforestation, tree, trees, cut down, destroy, destroyed, destruction, environment, nature, environmental destruction, housing development, housing developments, real estate, property, properties, suburbs, suburbans, suburbia, shoe, shoes, shoe house, shoe houses, old woman who live in a shoe, old woman, old women, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, literature
"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."
Tags:menopause, menopausal, depression, depressed, depressing, lust for life, zest, seize the day, wait, waits, waiting, unrealistic, unlikely, long wait, long waits, lonely, loneliness, post-menopause, grow old, growing old, old woman, old women, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, mental health
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
'I just realized something dear, every single thing you do drives me absolutely insane... oh well, probably too late to do anything about it now. Well, nighty night.'
"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."
Tags:full moon, the full moon, full moons, werewolf, werewolves, were-wolf, were-wolves, were wolf, were wolves, changing, change, transform, transforming, transformation, transformations, changeling, changelings, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, turning into your mother, age, ageing, old women, old woman, elderly woman, elderly women, lucky, unsympathetic, luckiness, folklore, lycanthrope, shapeshift, shapeshifting, shapeshifter, shapeshifters, european folklore
The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
Self Absorbed Christmas Tree
Age is a matter of perspective.
"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."
'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
Tags:family, kvell, kvelling, pride, proud, family pride, grandkid, grandkids, grandchild, grandchildren, family photo, family photos, family photograph, family photographs, family picture, family pictures, reminisce, feminising, compete, competition, competing, old women, old women, elderly women, elderly woman, parent, parenting, parenting, parenthood, grandmother, grandmothers, nan, nans, grandma, grandmas, parenthood, grandparent, grandparents
Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
Tags:scold, scolds, scolding, old lady, old woman, old women, evildoer, evildoers, protect, protects, protection, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, gratitude, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, deed, deeds, good deed, good deeds, idle, nag, nags, nagging, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, expectant, expectancy, crime, crime stopper, crime stopping, law enforcer, law enforcement, old biddy, old biddies
"May I represent you across the street?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, represent, representing, representation, legal representation, legal representative.legal representative, old lady, old ladies, elderly lady, elderly ladies, old woman, old women, elderly women, elderly woman, little old lady, cross the street, crossing the street, cross the road, crossing the road, little old lady crossing the road, help, assist, vulnerable, vulnerability, vulnerable person, vulnerable people, take advantage, taking advantage, client, clients, malpractice, malpractices
"I know what you're going through, dear. I buried my husband last year -? but they found him in time."
"Ooh, he's a chinless wonder that one. No need to guess where he gets it from."
Tags:insult, insults, insulting, baby, babies, chin, chinless, weak chin, weak chins, resemblance, maternal resemblance, parental resemblance, parents, parent, insulting comment, insulting comments, infant, infants, family resemblance, pensioner, pensioners, old woman, old women, tactless, rude, rudeness, faux pas
'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'
"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."
Women harass men hwo are leaving a coffee shop.
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, harass, harasses, harassment, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, wolf whistle, wolf whistles, wolf whistling, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, drink, drinks, drinking, bell, bells, chirp, chirps, chirping, old woman, old women, park bench, park benches, bench, benches
'On average, a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So, when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'
"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, baggage, luggage, confrontation, confronting, old age, age, ageing, aging, old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, old man, old men, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, flirt, flirty, flirting
'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'