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"Don't force me to invoke my rights pf primogeniture."
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"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, pregnancy, baby brother, baby brothers, older brother, older brothers, sibling, siblings, new sibling, new siblings, older child, older children, nonacceptance, disapproval, children's development, developmental stage, developmental stages, development, bad time, bad timing
"This is the brother I told you guys about."
Tags:brother, brothers, big brother, big brothers, older brother, older brothers, little brother, little brothers, boasting, boast, boastful, proud, pride, back from the war, soldier, in uniform, uniformed, ww2 soldier, wwii soldier, world war two solider, world war 2 solider, ww2, wwii, word war ii, world war 2, world war two, vintage, 1940s, forties, wartime, children
'Go ahead, make my BED.' Clint Eastwood: Older brother.
'Timmy, experience is what you get when you don't actually get what you want.'
"No, I'm not here for your little sister."
'Let's hear you call me that in front of my brother!'
'I had the post-Christmas blahs but you've blown my mind.'
'I'm gonna die.'
'Mom! Jeff keeps shapeshifting into a scary wolf!'
I love my brother!
'Why did you drop her in church today?'
Really obscene and sick swearwords I heard from my older brother! £1 - Each!
Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.
"See that tree over there? When I was your age, I could kick the ball over its top. Of course, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."
"Dad, Gracie keeps throwing a soccer ball at me!"
"You think you know everything!"
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"I get it! Expressionist theater uses abstraction as a means of conveying an emotion or idea."
Tags:baldo, expressionist, expressionists, expressionist theater, abstraction, abstractions, emotion, emotions, idea, ideas, annoy, annoys, annoying, skill, skills, sibling relationship, sibling relationships, sibling, siblings, feel bad, feels bad, feeling bad, good at something, being good at something, best in the world, the best in the world, older brother, older brothers, sisters, little sister, little sisters
"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."
Tags:baldo, brotherly love, brother, brothers, big brother, big brothers, little sister, little sisters, love, loves, unconditional love, family love, sibling, siblings, sibling relationship, sibling relationships, intellectual capacity, smarty-pants, smart-arse, smartass, smart aleck, smart alecks, older brother, older brothers
"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"
Tags:baldo, time machine, time machines, pretend, pretends, pretending, play pretend, plays pretend, playing pretend, imagination, cardboard box, cardboard boxes, work, work hard, works hard, working hard, nuisance, nuisances, everyday nuisance, everyday nuisances, annoy, annoyance, annoyances, brother, brothers, older brothers, older brother, sibling, siblings, irritation, irritations, future, futurist, futurists
'You've got it easy. All you have to do is to try to go to the bathroom outside your pants.'
"Look! I can imitate you!"
'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'
'Your old report cards... At least you won't be a tough act to follow.'
'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'