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"Apparently that's his new little laptop."
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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
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"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."
'Just think of me as a bottle of wine. The older, the better!'
"I'm afraid the days when I fancied older men are in the past!"
Sugar Daddy Long Legs
"So, ... when I'm forty, you'll be what, .... a hundred and seventy?"
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'I normally date older men.'
'Harold's sweet, smart, funny, thoughtful and rich. Maybe if I squint he won't look that old to to me...'
"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."
"You say you've discovered something that can make a man look 10 years younger?"
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"Sorry, I don't date older men."
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"I found an older man that I want to spend the rest of his life with."
"Twenty seven million dollars isn't old."
"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."
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'Joey I want you to meet an old boyfriend of mine.'
'I prefer older men. In fact, I'm currently dating a flip phone.'
"Why don't you want me to meet your parents?"
'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'
Great gift ideas for the older man.
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"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."
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'I'm not worried about ageism - I'm just keeping it real'
'And do you, Larry, promise to love, honor and remember Helene's name?'