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"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."
"The goddesses want some young dudes."
'It was a blind date,Doctor - I never knew she was a cougar.'
'Linda, before this goes any further, there's something I think you should know...'
"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."
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"Maybe the best way we can make Mom see she's too old to have a boyfriend that young is to tell her he's a grape and she's a raisin."
Biff enjoyed dating older women.
'I tell ya, Bill, I am so fortunate! All I ever wanted was an old-fashioned girl and BAM there was Ruth sitting next to me on a park bench.'
'There's Connie Sinkway. She has quite the reputation for attracting younger men!'
"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"
"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"
"You the guy who advertised for a gal just like the gal who married dear old dad?"
"Gregorio asked you to marry him!"
Farmer to lady: 'I recently had a cougar sighting. A 40-year old lady was hitting on my 22-year old farm hand.'
'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'
'Don't get too close -- that's the new cougar display.'
Of course he loves me...he wants me to be the grandmother of his children.
'Send me in an executive toy-boy, Marylyn.'
Cut out and keep your own Graduate - For all the Mrs Robinsons of the World!!
"I'm trying to regain me lost youth -there's a reward if you find him."
'Can your toy boy come out to play?'
Homage to ex-husband.
"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."
"Are you free for dinner on Friday?"