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"Umbrella, chair, sunscreen - all paid for by my Silver Flip Flops health insurance program."
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Gigantic Senior Computer
"The Road to Happiness is ahead on the right."
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"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"
Tags:careers, academic, academics, successes, leadership skill, achievement, achievements, legacies, public speaking, lecture, lectures, career, job, work, success, leadership, successful, old age, aging, senior citizen, senior, oldie, oap, elderly, speech, speech maker, keynote speaker, death, legacy
High Heeled Walker
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Graph Your Relatives!
Tags:relatives, family, extended family, relations, aunts, uncles, cousins, mother, father, brother, son, daughter, grand parents, grand father, grand mother, grand children, grand child, grand son, grand daughter, inheritance, financial planning, financial planner, retirement, retirement planning, estate, estate planning, will, wills, death, old age, aging, senior, senior citizen, elderly, oldie, oap
"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."
"If you ask me, this multi-generational living is way overrated."
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"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"
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Senior Smart Home: "Sell me and rent an apartment!"
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"Relax, I've been specializing in gerontology for over six months."
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"Anyway, "Plan B" was shoplifting to supplement my retirement income, and that brings me to our meeting today."
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'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'
My Biological Clock
Church Basement Foodie
"Before you answer, you should know that sometimes I do get my bloomers in a bundle."
Tags:marriage, proposal, romance, dating, boyfriend, engagement, engagement ring, wedding, bride, groom, love, old age, aging, senior, senior citizen, elderly, oldie, oap, senior citizens, seniors, old people, retired, old folks home, old folks homes, underpants, underwear, bloomers, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, bloomers in a bundle
"Got your call. We'll be right there to get you out of that pose."
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"It turns out laughter isn't such great medicine after all."
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"Fantastic job on the rattle! Now let's focus on the shake and the roll."
"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"
"Bad knees, high cholesterol, weak bladder-- how about you?"
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"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."
Lift chair fun!
"Is that one of those fitness watches?"
"He's never fully accepted being a snowbird."
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