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'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"So, how long have you been old?"
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'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
'I'm afraid we've had the results back and it's bad news...he could live to be a hundred.'
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
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'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'
'Call of Jury Duty': Smash hit video game for the 65 and older demographic.
'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
Just days before her 62nd birthday, Brenda has a senior moment.
James Bond: Senior Years.
'I forget, is this my cell phone, PDA, Ipod, GPs, or Ipad?'
'It was so cold last night, my teeth chattered all night. I finally had to get up and take 'em out of the glass.'
'As I get older I'm scared of losing my memory.'
'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
I can be upgraded can you?
'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'
How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.
'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'
'I want the same memory cleaner that grandpa has.'
'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'
Home for retired Jazzmen.
"When I was young I worried about getting old. Now I worry about not being young enough in my old age."