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The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar
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"You want your olive?"
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Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.
"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."
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What the hell did I do last night?
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"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."
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"You're either the olive or the Martini."
"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."
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Olive Martini Guillotine
"An olive or a twist?"
"Oh, come on, what's a Martini without an olive?"
"Take us to your vodka."
The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.
"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."
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Eating the Cocktail Olive
Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.
Tags:newton, sir issac newton, newtons cradle, newtons cradles, olive, olives, olive on a stick, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, newton's cradle, newton's cradle, physics, conservation of energy, momentum, conservation of momentum, desk toys, desk toy, newtons balls, newton's balls, olive pick, olive picks, modern life
"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."
Cross eyed and crossed pits
"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."
"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"