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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
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'So that's 3 ham and cheese omelets...one order without cheese, one without ham, and another without eggs.'
"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."
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"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."
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"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."
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Omelette aux grosses herbes
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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"Oh boy, my favorite - shock and omelet!"
An omelet waiting to happen
"Then all the king's horses and all the king's men went home and shared a really good omelet."
"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."
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"The chef apologizes. Your breakfast has devolved from a crepe to an omelet to a breakfast burrito.
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'I think we got the recipe for omelet and the recipe for disaster mixed up.'
"Nurse, when you're done with my omelet we'll see about reducing Mr. Thompson's fever."
Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying and a spatchella waits suspiciously below.
'Come on... wake up if you don't want to end in an omelette.'
'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'
Surgeon to Humpty Dumpty's wife: 'Your husband will be an omelet for the rest of his life.'
'The way I see it, if you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, why not just have toast and coffee?'
The bad egg.
'Don't eat the mushrooms.'
Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette