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"I'll have the vegan chickpea 'omelette'-- and can I have some 'flavor' on the side?"
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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
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"My whole life stretches out before me as a series of egg-white omelettes."
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'So that's 3 ham and cheese omelets...one order without cheese, one without ham, and another without eggs.'
"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."
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"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."
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"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."
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Recipe from the American Cheese Council.
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"I'm sorry, Jon, but Henry's perfect. Not only does he make me laugh, he makes me omelets, and he makes me come."
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Food of the Demigods
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Omelette aux grosses herbes
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
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"And as the hand reached in the coop a voice whispered; 'you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelette'!"
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"Oh boy, my favorite - shock and omelet!"
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."
Sunday Morning Prayer Breakfast
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"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."
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Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying pan lurks inconspicuously below.
"As your men made the ingredients available to me, I created a 'Dumpty Frittata.'"
"The chef apologizes. Your breakfast has devolved from a crepe to an omelet to a breakfast burrito.
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'Scared of this, why? I'm no chicken, are you?'
'When life gives you eggs make a frittata.'