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God being dismayed at the state of the world.
"OMG, here comes my old lover."
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'Oh my god.'
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, avocado, avocados, avocado toast, fruits and vegetables, ripe, ripeness, food, quick, rush, don't know what to do, confused, confusion, panic, panicked, omg, oh my god, kitchen, kitchens, cooking, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, meal preparation, food preparation, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern cuisine, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
"Oh, my God! It's alive with the sound of music."
Tags:book, books, exclaim, exclamation, exclaiming, exclaims, exclaimed, shock, shocked, shocks, shocking, sound, sounds, music, musician, musicians, music lover, music lovers, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, omg, o.m.g., alive, come to life, came to life, read, reading, reads, musical, musicals, playwright, screenplay writer, playwrights, screenplay writers
Tags:monk, monks, technology, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, smart phone, smart phones, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, hinduism, hindus, jainism, jains, om, omg, meditate, meditates, meditating, meditated, not paying attention, worldly things, worldly gain, worldly gains, distract, distracted, distracts, distracting, internet, www, sidetrack, sidetracks
God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."
United Church of OMG
Tags:church, churches, religion, religious, modern church, modern religion, modern life, god, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, texting, text, texts, messaging, message, messages, slang, language, acronyms, acronym, short-form, short form, omg, oh my god, handheld device, handheld devices, staring, crowd, united church, sign, signs, signage, phone addict, phone addiction, addict, addiction, addicts, addictions, obsessed, obsession, obsessions
"OMG! I just got born!"
Tags:newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, modern life, modern times, social media, social media update, social media updates, text, texts, texting, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, maternity ward, maternity wards, nurse, screen time, parent, parents, parenting, generation z, status update, status updates, birth, birthday, birthdays, textspeak, abbreviation, abbreviations, special occasion, special occasions, baby, babies, infant, infants, omg
'We decided to change the name of our practice to appeal to the young, hip demographic.'
Tags:medicine, clinic, medical clinics, medical clinic, ob gyn, obstetrics, obstertrician, obstertricians, gynecologists, gyneacologist, gyneacologists, gyneacology, gynecology, women's health, female health, doctor's office, doctor, doctors, nurse, omg, texting, communications, communications, text, texts, abbreviation, abbreviations, shorthand, slang, anagram, anagrams
'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'
"You do realise that it's against the law to text whilst driving, madam?"
Tags:text language, text speech, omg, wtf, number plate, number plates, licence plate, licence plates, license plate, license plates, driving, driver, drivers, distraction, distractions, cell, cells, text, texts, texting, text message, text messages, dangerous driving, dangerous drivers, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police
SMS filing system
Tags:abbreviation, abbreviations, acronym, acronyms, text speech, text language, text languages, text, texts, message, messages, messaging, sms language, sms speak, sms speech, omg, lol, imho, wtf, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, file, files, modern language, linguistics
Millennials Eye Chart
'I was like, LOL, when I should have been OMG.'
Professor treating acronyms like formulae.
'As a DSE user, you're at risk of ULD, such as RSI...'
'I had a Near-Death experience and all I got was this T-shirt.'
"They say that exaggerations are up by a billion percent this year."
Don't text and drive!
"I've asked my husband for a divorce. . . he hasn't texted back yet."
Tags:text messaging, divorces, divorcing, marriage breakdown, marital breakdown, marriage problems, marital problems, text message, text, texts, texting, text messages, communication problem, communications problems, communications breakdown, communications breakdowns, divorce, smart phone, sms messaging, omg, cafe, marriage break up, modern marriage, modern life, wife, wives, husband, husbands
Two Triceratops see a Stegasaurus coming out of a Jurassic fashion store - 'OMG, tail spikes and plates... that is so last epoch!'
First O.M.G. church.