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The Older Testament: An Origin Story
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"It's a big responsibility having green lighted everything."
Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'
"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."
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"It's your browser. You forgot to floss."
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"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"
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"You da man!"
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"Switching to drones has made having to be everywhere at once much more manageable."
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"When you have all the answers, what's left?"
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"How do you know how old God is?"
"Hey! Shut that door!"
God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.
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"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."
How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR
"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."
"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."
"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."
"Even if an all-knowing, omnipotent god DID speak to a comparatively stupid mortal, it would most likely be recorded wrong. A stupid person's report of what an intelligent person says is rarely accurate because the stupid person naturally translates what
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"Let's get one thing clear, I'm the one who causes bad things to happen to good people!"
"I'm not sure I liked your tone when you addressed me as 'Mr. Know-It-All'."
'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'
'Because He owns controlling interest. That's why God's omnipotent.'
'He follows your tweets. That's how God knows everything you do.'
"Oh mighty, all-powerful, all-seeing God...why hast thou forsaken us?"
"Son, I've been asking you for 5 days now to water the Earth! "