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"It's a big responsibility having green lighted everything."
"I see you vaping in there."
God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.
"He can't see us from there, can he?"
"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"
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"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."
"When you have all the answers, what's left?"
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"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."
Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.
God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.
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"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."
'I've lost a little faith in his all-knowing magnificence now I know his first name is Kevin.'
"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."
"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."
"I'm not sure I liked your tone when you addressed me as 'Mr. Know-It-All'."
'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'
'Because He owns controlling interest. That's why God's omnipotent.'
"When Jesus looks at me, it's like he knows what I'm thinking."
'He follows your tweets. That's how God knows everything you do.'
"Oh mighty, all-powerful, all-seeing God...why hast thou forsaken us?"
'Stop me if you've heard this before.'
'He's in charge of the remote control. That's how God sees everything.'
'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'