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Omniscient Cartoons and Comics

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"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"

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"If, every time I say something, you say 'tell me something I don't already know' I'm just going to stop talking to you."

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God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.

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"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

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"When you have all the answers, what's left?"

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Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.

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'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

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God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

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"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

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'I've lost a little faith in his all-knowing magnificence now I know his first name is Kevin.'

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"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

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"I'm not sure I liked your tone when you addressed me as 'Mr. Know-It-All'."

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'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

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'Because He owns controlling interest. That's why God's omnipotent.'

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"When Jesus looks at me, it's like he knows what I'm thinking."

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'He follows your tweets. That's how God knows everything you do.'

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"Oh mighty, all-powerful, all-seeing God...why hast thou forsaken us?"

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"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

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'Stop me if you've heard this before.'

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'He's in charge of the remote control. That's how God sees everything.'

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God's Profile.

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"...I'm at the end of my tether and don't what to do. I can remember the username - it's just the password..."

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'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'

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'Even if God didn't see everything, sir, the orange jump suit would've given you away.'

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'You should not steal the eggs from the hens because god sees everything!'

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