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"Ever eat a bird?"
"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."
"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."
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"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
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"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"
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"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"
"Now, will you start that diet?"
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'Must you always eat as if there's no tomorrow?'
'So, who ordered the meat lovers pizza?'
'Ok, don't talk to this guy! Larry told me not to trust the chicken in this place!'
'Relax! I'm MAINLY veggie!'
'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'
'Grumphie and frijol yields an unpleasant aubade.'
'I'm an omnivore -- give me a pizza with everything!'
The textural omnivore.
"Sorry, I couldn't find any meat or fish, but since you're omnivorous, I've baked you an apple pie..."
"I never should have eaten that third license plate."
"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"
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