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"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"
'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'
"I'm retaining doughnuts."
"It's a very restrictive diet. I can only eat people named 'Atkins'."
'It's called the 'Biking Suit Diet'. We wear these biking suits everywhere and feel so humiliated that we begin to eat less and less.'
'I don't undersatnd Doc...the thing is I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive!'
'Another diet - are you trying to get rid of me or what?'