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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"I feel a draft."
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
"Honey, you're snoring."
"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."
Tags:complain, complaint, complaining, always complaining, never complain, approval, approve, like, get along, fire, head on fire, head on fire, on fire, aflame, burning, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, boss, bosses, employee, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, work, stoic, stoical, uncomplaining, long-suffering, forbearing
"Boy, that extra 1.5º Celsius makes a big difference up here."
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
"Do you have any history of your hair being on fire?"
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, fire, fires, on fire, flames, flaming, roast, roasts, chicken, chickens, turkey, turkeys, water, sparkling water, tap water, emergency, emergencies, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding
"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
Tags:prize, prizes, fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers, on fire, fire, flames, flaming, host, hosts, contestant, contestants, game show, game shows, tv, t.v., television, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, boat, boats, money, cash, winner, winners, winning, life saving, desperation, desperate, survival instinct, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, no choice, in danger
"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
Tags:christmas, noel, yule, xmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elf, elves, santa's helper, santa's helpers, chimney, chimneys, going down the chimney, fireplace, fireplaces, smoke, fire, hearth, hearths, on fire, fire safety, roll, stop drop and roll, roll on the ground, advice, firemen, fireman, firewoman, firewomen, firefighter, firefighters, safety, fire hazard, fire hazards, dangerous, risky
"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
Tags:star, stars, emptiness, space, void, voids, on fire, fire, fires, campfires, deep, profound, intense, misunderstand, misunderstood, attribute, attributes, camping, camps, camped, heat, warm, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, sky, stargazing, star gazing, stargazers, stargaze, heat, insignificant, small, tiny
"Ou est le feu?"
Tags:french, french language, french speaker, french speaking, where is the fire, fire, fires, on fire, car, cars, vintage car, vintage cars, motorbike, motorbikes, police, police officer, policeman, policemen, military officer, military officers, military, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"Hey fellows, this one's open."
'I didn't say it was arson - I said it was OUR SON!'
"It say, 'help, tipi on fire.'"
'I wish my husband was really hot.'
"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensive
'Bring me my violin... I don't want people saying I luted while Rome burned.'
'Dude, I know the building is on fire, but I'm gambling online, and I'm on a winning streak. I can't leave now.'
"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"
Cereal fire put out with milk.
The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing