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"Yes, I'm alone."
"I hardly consider it a date, Mom. we just noshed."
"Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don't mind."
Tags:tv, watching tv, pay-per-view tv, television, watching a movie, watching a film, noise, noisey, unwanted noise, unwanted distractions, on the phone, phoning, calling, calling your mom, calling mom, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, phone, phonecall, couple, couples, argument, arguing, angry husband, passive aggression, passive aggressive, family, families, dysfunctional families
"He's not here. Nightime would find him in Rosa's Cantina."
"It's someone from your past who gave birth to you, and raised you, and sacrificed everything so you could have whatever you wanted."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, calling your mother, calling your mom, call, calls, calling, calls, on the phone, phone call, phone calls, guilt trip, guilt trips, guilt-tripping, guilt tripping mother, guilt tripping mothers, avoiding, avoid, son, sons, adult son, adult sons, adult child
"It sounds like Osama bin Laden, but it could be your mother."
Tags:phone, phone call, phone calls, on the phone, calling, call, calls, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother in law, mothers in law, mil, mils, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married couple, married couples, relationship, relationships, insult, insults, insulting, relationship issues, bad relationship, bad relationships, red neck, red necks, lazy husband, lazy husbands
Tags:guess where i am, three guesses, dead, died, death, recently deceased, heaven, heavens, heaven's gates, gates of heaven, pearly gates, st. peter, st peter, saint peter, afterlife, afterlives, on the phone, phone conversation, phone conversations, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones
"I've got the Los Angeles office on the line. Does anyone need avocados?"
'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'
"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."
"I can't talk right now- I'm about to do something really stupid."
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, phonecall, phonecalls, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, modern technology, modern technologies, on the phone, cross the road, crossing the road, unsafe, safety, stupid, stupidity, self aware, self awareness, self-aware, self-awareness, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, crocodile cracking, crocodile cracks, alligator cracking, alligator cracks, fatigue cracking, fatigue cracks
"Mr. Goldwyn on the wire, Mr. Morris."
"The battle for the living room war about to heat up."
Tags:relationship, relationships, long-term relationships, marriage, marriages, common arguments, arguments, argument, argue, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, battle, battles, war, wars, medieval warcraft, living room, shared space, tv, television, watching television, on the phone, talking over the tv, talk over the tv, weapons, weapon, medieval weapon, medieval weapons, flail, flails, historical weapons, historical weapon
'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'
"Sorry - you'll have to wait - now I have a call."
'There is someone on the phone for you.'
'Your call may be recorded for quality purposes when it's answered in about 45 minutes.'
Born into the 21st century.
'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'
'She spends hours on that fire to her boyfriend'.
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
Tags:dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, pet, dog, canine, canines, running machine, running machines, dog, walker, pets, dogs, lazy, leisure, hobby, on the phone, couch potato, genius, gym, dog gym, exercise, dog exercise, walk, walking, walkies, lazy, laziness, lazing about, work ethic, work ethics