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The Insul Inn: 'She's type 2. She's not my type.'
'Hey, don't tell me - you're a capricorn?'
'Brace yourselves, ladies.'
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
'Here, take my number. Of course it's 6.02 X 10^23. I'm frickin' Avogardo! Ha! Get it? It's my number!'
Caribou With Big Plans.
Romney had heard that taking one's pet out in public was a great way to meet women.
'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'
'Phone number be blowed,m'dear-that's my bank balance!'
Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.
'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'
'Cheeky sods! I'm sure they're mentally dressing us.'
'Do you wanna read my body language?'
'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'
'Better make it a double, Al. I have to mark a lot of territory today.'
Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.
I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...
'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'
You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.
"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."
'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'
Boat Called Available.
'I haven't invited anyone back to my place since the divorce. Haven't even taken down the decorations.'
'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'