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"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."
"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"It's drive-by dating."
'Oh my GOD!! - What was I drinking last night..?'
'When you speak of this, I hope you won't reveal my identity.'
'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm
"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."
"Talk long-term commitment to me."
"You haven't said a word to me all night."
"Buy a girl a drink, big fella?"
"You were great! I hope you can hang around until breakfast."
"I've never had a relationship with you! I've just had 465 one night-stands with the same person!"
Jim and His Latest.
Tapeworm: 'So...what's a nice Girl like you doing in a Bowel like this?'
Tapeworm: 'I'd invite you back to my Bowel, but it's quite a mess at the moment.'
Rat: 'So...your Sewer or mine?'
"Forget it, Heather, they're only after one thing!"
Please Take a Number
"I get one every week. It's for people too busy for relationships."
"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."
"So, last night, did you sow your wild oats?"
"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"
"Me?! I thought you brought a washer!"