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"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."
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"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"
Wise man reading book called 'One liners for people looking for the meaning of life.'
'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'
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See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!
'I'm groping for a snappy, Hollywood-style one-liner in answer to your question, your Honor, but all I'm coming up with is 'Not Guilty!''
The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'
Book of Snappy Comebacks.
'This is a one - panel cartoon, how can you forget your line!?'
'How many Neanderthals does it take to pile wood for a bonfire?'
'I have heard rumors that some of you find these meetings boring and dull. To counteract this, I have purchased a quality of one-liners, which I shall interject from time to time.'
'Any snappy one-liners before I pass sentence?'
"Remember, always give 100%." "Unless you're donating blood."
"Why do I always have to look for you?" "A good worker is hard to find."
"Do you know that idiot, he sounds like an owl?"
"Someone stole my anti-depressant pills. I hope they're happy now!"
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"Where do beans end up after travelling around Australia? In Cairns."
"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "