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"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."
"Officer Ramsey, Cartoon Cliche Enforcement. Do you have a permit for that last one-liner?"
Wise man reading book called 'One liners for people looking for the meaning of life.'
'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'
See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!
'I'm groping for a snappy, Hollywood-style one-liner in answer to your question, your Honor, but all I'm coming up with is 'Not Guilty!''
I only eat animals that were vegetarians
The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'
Book of Snappy Comebacks.
'How many Neanderthals does it take to pile wood for a bonfire?'
'I have heard rumors that some of you find these meetings boring and dull. To counteract this, I have purchased a quality of one-liners, which I shall interject from time to time.'
Jason's Dance Of Death,
'You are so beautiful that at first I thought you were a mirage...'
'Any snappy one-liners before I pass sentence?'
'It's very nice of you to offer but I've already got someone to see me home.'
My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.