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"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."
"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."
"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."
"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."
"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
Last Tango in Wisconsin
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"Was it 'meh' for you, too?"
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"In Vino Fertilization"
"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
A man goes through the pockets of a sleeping woman
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"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."
"Now will you do something funny."
"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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"Wow! You weren't lying when you said you were an astronaut."
A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
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"It's drive-by dating."
"I thought it was going to be a one night stand. That was a hundred and thirty seven years ago."
'Oh my GOD!! - What was I drinking last night..?'
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"I hope you're not looking for a long-term relationship there, big boy. Because I'm probably gonna eat your head later."
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"You just missed her."
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"We probably shouldn't cuddle."
"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."
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"Will you call me?"