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'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'
'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'
'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'
"Bad breath! Bad."
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"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
Tags:hot-dog, hotdog, hot dog, hot-dogs, hotdogs, hot dogs, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, hot dog costume, clothes, clothing, wardrobe, wardrobe, boring job, boring jobs, suit, suits, hotdog suit, outfits, outfit, hotdog outfits, getting dressed, onion, onions, fashion statement, fast food, fastfood, fast-food, fast food outlet, trends, changing fashion, mascot, mascots, sports mascot, sports mascots, accessories, accessorise
'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'
"You've got your foot on my shallots, mate."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening chore, gardening chores, garden chore, garden chores, yard chore, yard chores, yard work, garden work, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, shallots, onion, onions, prioritizing, prioritising, kitchen garden, kitchen gardens, firemen, fireman, fire, fires, fire marshal, fire marshals, hobby, thelwell
'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'
If fruits and vegetables used Facebook
'We transformed our lives for the better.'
'This movie always makes me cry.'
Hospital rooms are named Kidneys, Livers and Onions.
French Man on a bicycle.
"Surprising how quickly we wrapped up negotiations after I ate that liverwurst and onion sandwich for lunch."
'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'
"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."
Rosemary Leaves. Rosemary Comes Back.
"My wife suggested I start wearing more layers."
Women's Institute First Annual Onion Chopping Competition "Mark my words, it'll all end in tears"
"Ok, young lady, answer this! If you never removed any of your layers, why are his eyes watering?"
'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'
Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."
Tags:scaffold, decapitation, decapitations, death sentence, death sentences, beheading, beheadings, capital punishment, capital punishments, behead, beheads, beheaded, public execution, public executions, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, weep, weeps, weeping, onion, onions, lachrymal glands, chemical irritant, chemical irritants, irritant, irritants
"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."
Tags:temperature, temperatures, onion, onions, layer, layers, clothes, clothing, winter clothes, winter clothing, vegetable, vegetables, veg, carrot, carrots, peeler, peelers, vegetable peeler, vegetable peelers, cold weather, cold weather clothing, cold-weather clothing, outdoor clothes, outdoor clothing
'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'