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'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
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"We met online."
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
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"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
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"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"
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Did you have to come far
"My computer is saying, 'You, you, you!'"
Tags:online dating, online date, online dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, dating profile, dating profiles, online profile, online profiles, matchmaker, matchmakers, match-maker, match-makers, match-making, matchmaking, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, computer, algorithm, algorithms, dating site, dating sites, dating website, dating websites
"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"
"I think relationships have to be based on complete honesty so I feel you should know that I think you have revolting table manners and I would never...NEVER sleep with you."
"I sure lucked out with you!"
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"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."
"Well you did say you were looking for an 'out of this world experience'."
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"I think I was a little ambitious asking for a Brad Pitt look alike, now I'm just looking for 'male, with a heartbeat'."
"You DO realise I'm CGI don't you?"
"Do you have ANYTHING, that would make him seem interesting?"
Tags:wine list, wine lists, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail menu, cocktail menus, boring, bored, bore, bores, interest, lack of interest, waiter, waiters, snoozefest, snoozefests, total snooze, total snoozes, first day, first dates, date, dates, single life, dating life, online dating, online date, online dates, blind date, blind dates
"You looked bigger online!"
"Well of course I was a bit surprised that she didn't look like her online photo!"
'Thanks to the Web, I finally met an eligible bachelor - eligible for parole in three years.'
"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"
Tags:online dating, online date, online dates, blind date, blind dates, dating profile, dating profiles, dating site, dating sites, online profile, online profiles, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, accident, accidents, accidental
"I said in my ad that I was short and stout."
Tags:date, dates, first date, first dates, online dating, online date, online dates, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, teapot, teapots, ima little teapot, i'm a little teapot, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, prejudice, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, false expectation, false expectation
"After all these years we're starting to look alike, so we don't want to spoil it by actually meeting face to face."
Tunnel of Swiping Right
"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"